When a doctor is also an Astrologer

Sometimes repetitive practice becomes overwhelming. Thus, the doctors keep trying newer things to keep their lives interesting. We have seen how one of the surgeon was very keen on opening a restaurant in my previous post and how a cardiologist wrote a love letter driven by his training. In this post, we find out what happens if a doctor develops an interest in Astrology and starts to define key traits basis of Zodiac signs. But as usual it is driven by years of his experience.

Cancer is funny –

Cancerous people are born in July. Genetically they are more disposed of to water and moon. They love home and are best treated in homecare environment.

Cancerous people have good memories and are not candidates for dementia. Cancer people are usually reserved, and you will need to investigate harder to get a good diagnosis of them.

Cancerous people are good friends and are always available for their friends unless you need them to donate their kidneys to you.

Leo is a Leader –

Leos are born in August. They are very confident of themselves and often avoid going to a doctor. They are so determined that people often think they are suffering with OCD.

Though they are fighters, they mostly love peace. They donate money to charities, but I am not sure if they would donate their Liver to you.

Leo is optimistic and is not easily discouraged even if it is stage 4. Leo has a good sense of humor, unless he is a doctor. In that case, he has a good sense of tumor.

Virgo is Analytical –

Virgo is born in September. They are analytical people and that is why they are good diagnosticians. Virgo people keep calm and do not create commotion in ICUs.

Virgo do not like spotlights. It is their nature and not an ophthalmology problem. Virgo people will say what they think and hence the doctors are able to make a better diagnosis of their condition.

The Virgo believes it only when she has seen or experienced it herself and draws her own conclusions from it. You should visit them with your complete blood report to convince that you are well, and your silence is only due to fatigue.

Libra is Charming –

Libra is born in October. They are charming people and make other laughs. Most of the time their vitamin D levels remain up to the mark. They are temperamental and we should check their pituitary gland if we find them hyperactive.

Libra is a curious personality, and they google about their problems so much that it is difficult to convince them that it is just gas and not a heart attack.

Libra knows how to express their views and often ask for discounts, even if they are covered by insurance.

Scorpio is brave –

Scorpio is born in November. They are brave people and are not afraid of surgery. They are loyal people and do not change their doctors often.

They are emotional people and if they are found to react emotionally, we should check if the cerebral spinal fluid has increased on the right side of the brain.

They are honest people and love to heart he truth. They would like to call a knife, a knife. Even if it is a scalpel.

Sagittarius are open to Love –

Sagittarius are born in December. They are very open to love and often flirt with nurses. They are very impatient people and do not complete the complete protocol of any medications.

They love to travel and contribute to medical travel business globally making is a $40 bn industry. Negativity does not suit them. Don’t tell them that they only have 6 months to live because they have a liver failure and a donor is not available. Tell them they can live another 6 months without being dependant on a donor liver.

Capricorn is ambitious –

Capricorn is born in January. They are very ambitious people. If the doctor is born in Capricorn, often they may open their own hospital. Capricorn are helpful people and I wish TPAs employ more Capricorn people so that we can get approval faster.

Capricorn work hard and work under pressure. We can employ such doctors and nurses in emergency and ICUs.

They don’t give up easily. They exercise and do yoga to lose weight and if they can’t they just allow others to laugh on themselves. But you can’t convince them to go for a sleeve gastrectomy to lose weight.

Aquarius are Independent –

Aquarius are born in February. They are very down-to-earth people and often discount the second visit of their patients. They do good surgeries but do not wish to publish papers on such critical work.

They are not very expressive people and struggle to show their feelings, that is why, as Oncologists they are unpopular amongst patients. As they are independent by nature, they often end up starting their own hospital.

Though they are social people but are a little impatient. To have an attendant who is Aquarius makes life difficult for a doctor as they are always in a hurry to take their patient home.  

Pisces are good friends –

Pisces are born in March. They are empathetic and make good friends. It is good to have a Pisces hospital administrator as they understand the doctors are always at fault.

Pisces are dreamy people. If their haemoglobin is low, then they have bad dreams in night. Don’t take them to psychiatrist, instead get their blood checked for vitamins and minerals.

Pisces people hear their intuitions well. As they grow in experiences, as doctors, their practice becomes better with minimum money spent of diagnostics.

Aries are courageous –

Aries are born in April. They are courageous and positive people. They often take cases which are difficult and where other doctors have shown resistance to operate on.

They are loyal and good at heart people. They don’t usually change their hospital. They are energetic people and often respond well to physiotherapy.

As they are adventurous, courageous and ambitious, you will such people as patients with sports injuries such as torn ACL and torn meniscus.

Taurus are Patient –

Taurus are Born in May. They are patient people. Even you tell them that they have brain tumour, they do not overreact. They are helpful people.

They are talented and go getters. These doctors often go an extra mile to help you and make good research when subjected to a difficult case.

Taurus are protective people. Attendants who are Taurus, want to know about every medication that is getting administered to their patients.  Taurus don’t think about problems, they mostly think about solutions. These doctors experiment and then publish papers on successful cases.

Gemini are multi-tasking –

Gemini are born in June. They are multitasking people. Doctors who are Gemini, also are good hospital owners as they can learn and handle multiple tasks including coming out with an IPO.

They are flexible and good at communication. If your Cardiologist is a Gemini, he will be able to explain to you better why it is the gas which is causing the pain and not your heart.

They are versatile and creative people. These kinds of patients are difficult to handle as they keep complaining of all kinds of problems and don’t focus on underlying issues.